It’s Halloween today. I’m being Daria and my friend, Maya is being Jane.
tyrawanks: imagine all these scene kids applying for jobs “name: Hannah Bleeding Torture Poodle Fluffbomb” yeah you arent getting that job
sincopation: bigtimerussian: i want to sue my parents for making me take out the dog when it’s cold i need a lawyer claire sawyer future lawyer
I opened up the window and heard screaming and moaning. Happy halloween, kids.
My friend lives behind me and I saw her walking down the alley alone so I let out my dog, he started barking and she screamed and fell.
2nuns1bible: can i have a job application i brought my own spatula
sayton asked: i was on my girlfriends computer and there were pictures of you.
I am Vancouver right now and I was scrolling through tumblr on my phone and an old man came up to me and asked me if I was winning. wor
Message me (1) thing you want to know about me.
someshoes asked: LOL YOUR FRIEND WISHES DEATH UPON YOU. Although I don't understand why