April 2012
I dyed my friend Maria’s hair black and I got dye on my hair and it’s not coming out. Also Maria was in the shower and Maya and I took her towels and clothing and omfg she was looking for them it was so funny. Now we are hiding in the cupboard under her stairs.
March 2012
Today in my Social Studies class I was drinking tea and this really dumb kid asked if there are still kings and queens and I started choking on my tea and laughing.
I was tying to be quiet though. But omfg I am going to start quoting this idiot.
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A DAY IN THE FOOD OF JESEz
Jesez, a healthy individual, eats breakfast before going off to cure the leprosy for harlequin babies. First, he turns some water into some skimmed goat’s milk, to pour in his porridge. Jesez’ favourite topping for porridge is chopped dates and figs. He also snacks on some curd. When he noticed his face in the porridge, he smiled softly to...
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I have to child sit tomorrow and I have to pick up this kid from some school but I forget it’s name.
a-grotesque-animal:
I haven’t done anything I don’t regret in months, and before that, years.
YOUR WEAVE IS UGLY LAQUISHA
UGLY
Anonymous asked: Tell me about your crush.
Ew, the power is out.
I can’t go to sleep because I need taco del mar and the nearest taco del mar is like a hour and a half away.
Uhhh I hate it
Watchdamn-good-coffee:
For Delaney.
Why is so funny omfg I can’t
Watchluciferx:
i wanted to do hood rat stuff with my friend
Love him
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WatchStill funny.
Watchspiegelpoop:
WHY
I remembered the lyrics. I still got it.
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There is a major test about fetuses in science class tomorrow and I am really excited.
