commanderinqueef:
WHY CAN’T I BITE ALL THESE LAPTOPS
(via fivegum)
I bite my computer everyday. It’s good for your teeth!
Is this like the ‘women laughing alone with salad’ thing?
oh, silly ladies. this is not how you work a computer. that won’t even turn it on. You have to stroke its spine.
CAN’T BREATHE
Why?